Oh the similes and metaphors they come up with!

I was helping a very distracted Hannah get ready to leave the house today and asked her to sit down so I could put her socks on.  She complied and I placed one sock on her foot before she bounced up to play again.  "Hannah" I gently reprimanded, "Oh," she said, "I not a sucker, I have two feet". and promptly sat down again while I laughingly placed the sock on the other foot.